Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, they have fought their way here to the castle beyond the Goblin Cit-wait no, different epic quest. Let’s try that again:
Through twitterfights untold and snarkings unnumbered, they have fought their way here to the championship round of TwitterFightClub. Whose will will be strongest, and whose kingdom most great?
Our two finalists are prolific, erudite, and constantly engaged, but more than anything else, these two who have outlasted all the competition this year have proven to be the most relentless contestants, hitting from all angles, never letting up, peppering opponents with shots, proxies, photoshoppings, and devastating attacks, leaving them nowhere to run, popping up at every turn.
Our finalists will be judged today by a panel of four judges: two men who know what it is to be in their shoes, last year’s finalists @dandrezner and champion @will_mccants; and the foes they have most recently vanquished, TFC 2013 semi-finalists @JimmySky and @blakehounshell (for isn’t it one mark of a great twitterfighter that he/she can retain the respect of his/her opponents, even while beating them?)
These four will decide 50% of our finalists’ fates. You will decide the rest:
Polls close at midnight EDT. After that, you have no power over this competition.
